Asymptotes
An asymptote is a line or curve that approaches a given curve arbitrarily closely but never touches.

GOODBYE WORLD!

I’m quitting - bye!

(not deleting, because two years of life are on here - feel free to unfollow)

lord-of-the-assbutts:

meandablog:

My relatives are looking for a Babyname with J for a boy and I just jokingly said Johnlock and they saID IT WAS A NICE NAME AND NOW THERE IS A 50/50 CHANCE THAT THEY WILL NAME HIM JOHNLOCK!!! GUYS!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? WHAT. HAVE. I. DONE?!?

oh well, my mom thinks the boy I like is called Destiel 

morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

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m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

casistooadorableandithurts:

fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

JOHN

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
iloveyoumorethanpie
S U P E R N A T U (R) (A) L

HELLO I LIKE YOUR URL!

S: Do looks matter to you?

Not really, because looks are very relative and depend on how much of a dipshit you actually are (everyone whom I met and thought we’re hot, turned really ugly the second they said something dumb)

U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs

Like I’ve said - I’ve been told I have big boobs

P: Who is your bestfriend?

ASJA ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSDFGHJKL SHE IS PERFECT I LOVE HER SO MUCH I WOULD DIE WITHOUT HER SHE IS MY SUNSHINE AND SHE IS METAL AS FUCK MY NUMBER ONE PEASANT ASDFGHJ also, follow her, she’s awesome

E: Do you smoke?

Yes, very bad habit, not proud, but hey, it’s not really about the fact that I’m addicted to nicotine or something like that,  but I have serious self-destructive tendencies and I like the fact that I know it’s killing me (yeah, I know, tumblr depressing bullshit, but I really do use cigarettes as a form of selfharm)

R: Who was your first kiss?

I honestly don’t remember what his name was, I just remember it was in kindergarten… Don’t ask my who my first real kiss was, because I can’t actually decide what counted as that

N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with

1. She/he is not a dipshit

2. He/she is funny (this is important, unfunny people make me feel uncomfortable)

3. She/he isn’t fucking dumb (this especially, because I’ve met people who don’t know what the holocaust was)

4. He/she has opinions 

5. She/he likes llamas

A: Are you a virgin?

Yep

T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?

Really trippy kind with black and grey stripes, it’s awesome

L: Would you ever date someone of another race?

Yes, why not? 

alltime-destiel:

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

somehow i ended up outside and i can’t find my way back

someone help

(Source: jackwildering)

tommarvolohiddles:

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

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I want that to be the final line of my biography.

let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth

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